I love you, Florida.
Local cyclist and genitalia enthusiast Richard Irby has been ordered by a Tallahassee judge to cover his bits whilst riding his bicycle. Irby, who put the junk in junk miles by wearing a thong while cruising around has promised he will wear cycling shorts from now on.
Because, well, nothing says modest like bicycle shorts.
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