FIXED FOR LIFE.
Yale University has gone off the rails. First, they issue perhaps the campiest recruitment video in the entire world. And now, they have literally reinvented the wheel. This time, no spokes.
Want to ride my bottle opener?
Amazingly, the spokeless rear wheel is only half of the wonder this bike provides. Personally, I’m more concerned about what Paul Bunyan is going to do when he realizes that the derailleur hanger is missing from his gigantic Diamondback.
Giant proto-hipster?
In conclusion, I’d suggest that the people of Yale continually look over their shoulders for a fast-approaching mythical giant riding a recently-converted Diamondback fixed gear. I bet Harvard students don’t have that problem. Of course, as you will notice, they follow cycling conventions to the letter: both wheels are perfectly spoked.
Harvard education = don't bend the rules.
Although, I’d hazard a guess that this guy has something up his sleeve:
Don't trust him.
In (a second) conclusion, heed Mulder’s warnings and trust no one. Wow. This post is an incoherent rambling mess. Is it Friday yet?
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