A sliding scale: Bicycle shorts the lesser of two evils

I love you, Florida.

I love you, Florida.

Local cyclist and genitalia enthusiast Richard Irby has been ordered by a Tallahassee judge to cover his bits whilst riding his bicycle.  Irby, who put the junk in junk miles by wearing a thong while cruising around has promised he will wear cycling shorts from now on.

Because, well, nothing says modest like bicycle shorts.

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